Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!