The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths