I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food