It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…