Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…