Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
