I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound