A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
