Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…