At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself