God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed