When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
