Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then