The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
