I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

The greatest strength is the willi… To critically examine your weaknes… The Torah is a tool For critically examining your weak… So that you might be strengthened

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death