War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
