They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of