The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning