The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…