When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
