You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…