I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God