My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
I changed My mind By following My heart
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms