Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to