Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial
You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go
80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying