You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together