Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there