I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where