In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war