My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost