I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance