In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–