I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it