There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000