As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction