There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them