The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
