There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
A being becomes human when you add meaning
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
