You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

The truth, in fact, is not out the… It’s in here And that echo you hear Is where the truth, your heart, go… Making efforts to reintroduce the…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children