Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

I want what you want so I want a cow

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy