Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines