You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations