Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends