Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

We’ve gone from Man’s Search for Meaning To Cyborgs’ search for attention Man’s search for meaning is self-s…

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off