If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…