The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man