I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
