A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…