The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense