Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
