Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries