Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after