Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

Let there be light blight and hindsight