Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway