Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

I changed My mind By following My heart

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric