My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

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Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

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When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

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In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,