I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
