Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force