I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
