If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex