Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Mating For Life Saved My

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar