Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
I have an idea: I have no idea
The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out